she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I deserve this hangover.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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