i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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