yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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