walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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