remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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