I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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