she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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