The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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