He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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