bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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