I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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