Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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