So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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