There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
there is puke in my bra ... again
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