Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The best walk of shames are on the highway
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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