she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Do plants get herpes?
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