I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do herpes really smell.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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