How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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