Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
