omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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