I think about you every night.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.