So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.