Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?