i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
