he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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