I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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