By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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