This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize