when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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