You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Randomize