Dual....:-)
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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