drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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