I can't watch pbs sober anymore
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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