Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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