we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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