I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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