rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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