4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Randomize
