Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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