I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Randomize
