She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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