I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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