Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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