Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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