I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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