So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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