watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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