He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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