I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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