I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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