Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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