carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
