Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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