wat bout pragnant strippers??
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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