I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
not ubering you a puppy
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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