were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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