I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he was CRYING into my vagina
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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