U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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